Hearing Voices
Dear Little George,
Recently you've been waking up to strange sounds: one kinda sounds like a fart, another a squeal, and there are some words - high pitched and very low pitched voices. That would be your Dad and your brother. They're initiating you into the Silly Boy Club. I'd get used to it if I were you. Or? Kick the area of the sound really hard.
Love,
Mama