A.B. Kagledom

Dear Little George,

10 weeks until your due date. To be honest, you are a totally obnoxious fetus at this point. Simon was busy in the womb but I don't remember his movements being painful. You INSIST on big movements even though you have no space and it burns. My only hope is to lean to one side or forward to get you to stop. This is really fun when I'm trying to appear professional in all-day meetings.

Between that, continual bouts of insomnia, and the sheer weight of my belly which pulls at my skin, I'm pretty much ready for this to be over. Sometimes? If I'm in a narrow space when I sit on the floor to play with Simon, I can't get up by myself. Saturday Simon and I went swimming and a woman looked at me in my suit as if she had never seen anything so shocking IN HER LIFE (after she realized I could see her she turned and scooted away).

I GIVE BIRTH TO LARGE BABIES, OK?!?!?

Two-and-a-half months to go...

Love,

Mama