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Symptoms

Dear Little George,

I'm enormous.
My maternity shirts are starting to get too tight around the belly.
My maternity pants don't stay up.
I waddle.
I'm tired.
I have skin tags on my upper body.
I itch.
I smell.
A light linea negra may be starting to appear on my belly.
I think you've invited some friends over for a block party in my womb. Next time, please ask.

Happy Friday.

Love,

Mama

Comments

Thanks for the laugh! I get such a kick out of your updates. I really appreciate your honesty through this jouney called pregnancy. It's much better than pretending that everything's just fine and hiding the nasty little things that happen (and almost always go away after birth). What a wonderful legacy of humor and love your little A. B. will have when he's old enough to appreciate it!

Hang in there! You've all almost made it through your second set -- those amazing nine months of baby making!!

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