A Promise
Thanks for coming tonight... Oh please, sit down. Thank you. Thanks. Enough. Quiet down everyone. Thank you...
I know I am just 3 weeks old which is why I appreciate your confidence in my ability to help lead this great country of ours.
As you know, my platform consisted of solving the global warm milk crisis, making sure no baby is left in a crib without a mobile, and heating every room where diaper changes occur. I'm so glad we're all in agreement that these problems can and should be solved.
That is why I, Adlai [ADD-LAY] Bernard, take this oath to lead...
Hooray! I won!
