Last week Simon left school in different clothes than when he went to school. We hadn't seen these "backup clothes" in a while but Matthew, being a man and not as in touch with his inner fashionista, didn't notice the change. Since Matthew didn't notice, he didn't ask the teachers what had happened before the week was out. Over the weekend we pondered what terrible fate must have befallen Simon's wardrobe. Worse, what crusty stinky mess would we find when we next visited Simon's cubbie? As it turns out, we had nothing to fear, Simon followed another boy into the restroom just before falling into a toilet.

Most of the time we want details. This time? Not so much.

Mystery solved.