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Simon Disease

Symptoms:


  • Sudden desire to be cuddled.

  • Decreased appetite (to regular toddler-sized portions).

  • Refusal to eat most non-carb foods after declaring them "eww, yucky!"

  • Refusal to use the toilet even though it is clear he knows what to do and when to do it.

  • Unnatural interest in playing with brooms, vacuum cleaners, "clock towers," the moon, our bed, and his guitar.

  • Obsession with Totoro and "the rain song."

  • Sudden ability to enthusiastically climb into his tent bed for the night.

  • Change from saying "yes!" or "OK!" to a slow "uhhhh huuuh" as his affirmative response.

  • Growing out of all of his size 3 pajamas without gaining any weight.

  • Wild hair.