Simon Disease
Symptoms:
- Sudden desire to be cuddled.
- Decreased appetite (to regular toddler-sized portions).
- Refusal to eat most non-carb foods after declaring them "eww, yucky!"
- Refusal to use the toilet even though it is clear he knows what to do and when to do it.
- Unnatural interest in playing with brooms, vacuum cleaners, "clock towers," the moon, our bed, and his guitar.
- Obsession with Totoro and "the rain song."
- Sudden ability to enthusiastically climb into his tent bed for the night.
- Change from saying "yes!" or "OK!" to a slow "uhhhh huuuh" as his affirmative response.
- Growing out of all of his size 3 pajamas without gaining any weight.
- Wild hair.
